Tuesday, October 30, 2007
So, I'm the newest hire. Names Edie. I'm the French Maid. Oi! I'm going to confess it here, I lied on my application. I ain't French and I sure in the hell ain't no damn Maid. See, what I really am is an actress and I'm only taking this job until that break comes my way. Like, I can see myself the next Judy Garland in "The Wizard of Oz", 'cept I plan on re-working some of them scenes 'cus all that Witch need is someone to pull that weave off her head and tell her what's what. I'm good at that, as you'll come to see. So, until then can we just make this thing work? You know, this job? Because I need it until my big moment comes. And I tell you, I have the talent, I just need that one little break.
Here's how it's gonna go: I show up to work in this cutesy outfit, you keep your hands to yourself. I'll clean up after you so long as you don't leave behind blood, body fluids, or items I don't need to see. You try to be tidy and I won't bust your chops for being a complete slob. We clear?
-Edie, the French Maid
¶ 4:14 PM
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