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Wednesday, August 16, 2006
 

Re: Expression
As a hotel we encourage all guests to express themselves in whatever way they wish and we hopefully do not prevent any freedoms.
However, those guests that are tempted to run naked down the halls, please advise me beforehand, as this can avoid uneccesary injuries to their extremities and also embarrasing bruises to our staff while cleaning the floor with detergent and thus making it slippy and extremely dangerous.
Thank you.
- Sancho.
 

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